tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-48831088752784893452012-01-28T01:20:14.510-05:00My ridiculing humor on all topics. Humor on aging, dating, dreams, drivers, driving tests, Halloween, IQ, Internet, jobs, people, shopping, and hundreds of other humorous things.Mikehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08173905245422853986noreply@blogger.comBlogger2771100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4883108875278489345.post-9126733214435322272011-07-28T08:22:00.002-04:002011-08-05T13:05:58.982-04:00

If fast food was good, it would be called good food not fast food.

Mikehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08173905245422853986noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4883108875278489345.post-84520745232403235222011-07-28T08:17:00.001-04:002011-07-28T08:18:27.889-04:00

The only dreams worth remembering are the good dreams. That's why we don't remember any.

Mikehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08173905245422853986noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4883108875278489345.post-85266164040963347862011-07-28T08:15:00.002-04:002011-07-29T04:49:13.592-04:00

The biggest factor contributing to weight gain is that everything today is used with remote controls.

Mikehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08173905245422853986noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4883108875278489345.post-54801812025395970402011-07-27T22:23:00.002-04:002011-07-27T22:24:03.008-04:00

The best betting game is a game where you get paid if you lose. You will win all the time.

Mikehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08173905245422853986noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4883108875278489345.post-73015057902435472362011-07-27T22:21:00.000-04:002011-07-27T22:22:29.984-04:00

The most expensive vacation is going to college out of state.

Mikehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08173905245422853986noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4883108875278489345.post-62658082561862858952011-07-27T07:18:00.001-04:002011-07-27T07:19:38.001-04:00

Nobody needs a change of life, just more money.

Mikehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08173905245422853986noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4883108875278489345.post-39263550969206035592011-07-27T07:07:00.002-04:002011-07-27T07:08:18.536-04:00

It is best most people don't understand math, or else we will all know we have no chance of getting rich.

Mikehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08173905245422853986noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4883108875278489345.post-90717470868473859612010-11-08T18:07:00.002-05:002010-11-08T18:08:05.303-05:00

How can some people believe people are not liars when we have so many actors?

Mikehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08173905245422853986noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4883108875278489345.post-47879860141855676252010-11-08T18:06:00.002-05:002010-11-08T18:06:49.091-05:00

Everyone must feel small, since most people drive big cars and trucks.

Mikehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08173905245422853986noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4883108875278489345.post-88259342503361523112010-11-08T18:04:00.000-05:002010-11-08T18:05:04.484-05:00

With the death tax, taxes are the only thing you can't escape even in death.

Mikehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08173905245422853986noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4883108875278489345.post-25187046125526638142010-11-08T18:03:00.000-05:002010-11-08T18:04:21.025-05:00

Life is like candy, it is sweet, then when you finish the candy you are done.

Mikehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08173905245422853986noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4883108875278489345.post-71200501575891299262010-11-08T18:01:00.000-05:002010-11-08T18:03:16.540-05:00

If the car someone has tells about the person driving it, than most people are showoffs.

Mikehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08173905245422853986noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4883108875278489345.post-57663115465145045752010-11-08T17:58:00.002-05:002010-11-08T17:58:47.968-05:00

Life is like a box of chocolates, you get all the hard ones and break your teeth.

Mikehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08173905245422853986noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4883108875278489345.post-85105688879900425402010-11-08T17:57:00.002-05:002010-11-08T17:58:02.071-05:00

I'm so good, they didn't break the mold, they created a new one just for me.

Mikehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08173905245422853986noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4883108875278489345.post-72635936039644854192010-11-08T17:55:00.002-05:002011-07-29T04:47:59.936-04:00

I'm so old, every second is another chance, not day.

Mikehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08173905245422853986noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4883108875278489345.post-12224265001957233542010-10-11T14:11:00.001-04:002010-10-11T14:11:42.150-04:00

My two cents on things is so useless it's worth only one cent.

Mikehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08173905245422853986noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4883108875278489345.post-54256266379121073432010-09-06T00:51:00.001-04:002010-09-06T00:51:39.461-04:00

How come some busses are cleaner than some homes?

Mikehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08173905245422853986noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4883108875278489345.post-55014618980434611652010-09-06T00:49:00.001-04:002010-09-06T00:49:40.488-04:00

I'm so old I thought I was already in my second life.

Mikehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08173905245422853986noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4883108875278489345.post-53131661103993970902010-06-30T20:18:00.003-04:002010-06-30T20:23:55.133-04:00

If our backs never hurt, we wouldn't have a great excuse to take a rest all the time.

Mikehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08173905245422853986noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4883108875278489345.post-64056536134203326902010-06-29T21:00:00.001-04:002010-06-29T21:00:56.904-04:00

The only thing good about getting old is that it can only happen once.

Mikehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08173905245422853986noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4883108875278489345.post-58437482240593507222010-06-29T20:59:00.001-04:002010-06-29T21:00:17.742-04:00

Why be happy you have so many air miles? It means you spent a load of money.

Mikehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08173905245422853986noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4883108875278489345.post-40612527042497098282010-06-29T20:58:00.001-04:002010-06-29T20:58:58.774-04:00

A roller coaster is just like life. It has its ups and downs.

Mikehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08173905245422853986noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4883108875278489345.post-13988041367110186182010-06-07T15:00:00.001-04:002010-06-07T15:02:34.824-04:00

The new place you move to has all of the problems in life also, just now they are in a different location.

Mikehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08173905245422853986noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4883108875278489345.post-55965672644885353282010-06-07T14:55:00.002-04:002010-06-07T14:55:55.763-04:00

Life is more colorful when we are young. When you are older, you stop using crayons.

Mikehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08173905245422853986noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4883108875278489345.post-71723009111629710912010-06-07T14:52:00.002-04:002010-06-07T14:52:44.564-04:00

If dreams are indications of past lives, we must have all lived a million times already.

Mikehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08173905245422853986noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4883108875278489345.post-54038104348118784192010-06-07T14:51:00.001-04:002010-06-07T14:51:44.513-04:00

Change is only good in life if the change is better.

Mikehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08173905245422853986noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4883108875278489345.post-13012139143493512602010-06-05T13:16:00.002-04:002011-07-29T04:51:32.646-04:00

Grass is green because if it was any other color you would never sit on it.

Mikehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08173905245422853986noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4883108875278489345.post-37171654798458039452010-06-05T13:15:00.001-04:002010-06-05T13:16:21.722-04:00

Sugar is in foods because if it was not, people would be even more lazier than they are now.

Mikehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08173905245422853986noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4883108875278489345.post-25173009909284069482010-06-05T13:14:00.001-04:002010-06-05T13:15:38.890-04:00

Traffic lights are green because money is green and you want to follow the money.

Mikehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08173905245422853986noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4883108875278489345.post-38497912963943489742010-06-05T13:11:00.002-04:002010-06-05T13:14:22.217-04:00

Life has to be hard. If it was easy you would get bored.

Mikehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08173905245422853986noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4883108875278489345.post-39213242422987449522010-06-05T13:11:00.001-04:002010-06-05T13:11:44.424-04:00

Why complain life goes by too fast. If it went much slower, we would all be broke.

Mikehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08173905245422853986noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4883108875278489345.post-41271953275759461142010-06-05T13:10:00.003-04:002011-07-29T04:51:08.521-04:00

He has a screw lose. His tooth crown and post came off.

Mikehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08173905245422853986noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4883108875278489345.post-7377582977725675172010-06-03T18:28:00.001-04:002010-06-03T19:26:52.497-04:00

The secret formula to a great life is simple; "luck".

Mikehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08173905245422853986noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4883108875278489345.post-23240898694343400622010-05-28T01:11:00.001-04:002010-05-28T01:12:25.414-04:00

Some people have a very high IQ because the average person in the world makes them look way smarter.

Mikehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08173905245422853986noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4883108875278489345.post-33729782459679417122010-05-28T01:09:00.000-04:002010-05-28T01:10:31.947-04:00

Nobody is really good at math, that is why calculators were invented.

Mikehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08173905245422853986noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4883108875278489345.post-19921854191511073742010-05-28T01:08:00.000-04:002010-05-28T01:09:09.016-04:00

The best bet to make is one that says you won't win.

Mikehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08173905245422853986noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4883108875278489345.post-79880509560565875072010-05-28T01:06:00.001-04:002010-05-28T01:07:26.839-04:00

If someones food at home was so good, they would be a chef and be getting paid for it.

Mikehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08173905245422853986noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4883108875278489345.post-29697270038458643232010-05-04T22:28:00.001-04:002010-05-04T22:28:40.890-04:00

So what is the next level down when you can't even paint by numbers?

Mikehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08173905245422853986noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4883108875278489345.post-48501236712140201022010-05-04T22:24:00.002-04:002010-05-04T22:26:49.638-04:00

Inheriting a fortune is usually the only fortune you will have in life.

Mikehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08173905245422853986noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4883108875278489345.post-27956118930753647852010-05-04T14:06:00.001-04:002010-05-04T14:06:37.608-04:00

The only reason why pets like us is because they don't know any better.

Mikehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08173905245422853986noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4883108875278489345.post-69514569209936121152010-05-04T13:58:00.002-04:002010-05-04T14:03:54.950-04:00

The best think about a multiverse is that if you didn't make it in this life, maybe you made it in the other Universe.

Mikehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08173905245422853986noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4883108875278489345.post-4232319385669252692010-05-04T13:54:00.001-04:002010-05-04T13:56:39.120-04:00

Math seems easy when you are young, until you find out numbers go way past 100.

Mikehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08173905245422853986noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4883108875278489345.post-10296314471740508302010-05-04T13:52:00.001-04:002010-05-04T13:53:40.214-04:00

Baseball seems easy until you realize you can't hit anything.

Mikehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08173905245422853986noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4883108875278489345.post-32378843956657887962010-05-04T13:50:00.002-04:002010-05-04T13:51:20.175-04:00

The most difficult part of golf is being able to afford to buy the clubs.

Mikehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08173905245422853986noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4883108875278489345.post-20367892103395501002010-04-18T17:32:00.001-04:002010-04-18T17:34:02.229-04:00

Always start baking a few hours earlier, this way when the first batch does not work out, you have plenty of time to keep trying.

Mikehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08173905245422853986noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4883108875278489345.post-8801499726535365102010-04-18T17:06:00.000-04:002010-04-18T17:07:55.058-04:00

The hardest thing about classical music is not playing it, but how to pronounce all the names of the songs.

Mikehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08173905245422853986noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4883108875278489345.post-68507445958150160362010-04-18T16:57:00.000-04:002010-04-18T16:58:18.058-04:00

If you are a messy person, just eat pies all the time.

Mikehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08173905245422853986noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4883108875278489345.post-6087091956044351542010-04-18T16:53:00.000-04:002010-04-18T16:54:58.303-04:00

Bowling is only 10 frames because it is impossible to keep lifting the ball for 15 or 20 frames.

Mikehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08173905245422853986noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4883108875278489345.post-38821874798961584552010-04-18T16:42:00.001-04:002010-04-18T16:53:19.429-04:00

With so many different types of pool games, how can you not be able to find one you can win at.

Mikehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08173905245422853986noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4883108875278489345.post-49094817731920535092010-04-18T15:07:00.002-04:002010-04-18T15:10:17.957-04:00

The good thing about hats is that no one hat style is ever in, so you can wear any hat you want.

Mikehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08173905245422853986noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4883108875278489345.post-29059684876355902762010-04-18T15:01:00.000-04:002010-04-18T15:02:17.365-04:00

It could be worse. Usually it is though.

Mikehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08173905245422853986noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4883108875278489345.post-24716177714252572372010-04-18T11:43:00.001-04:002010-04-18T11:44:30.658-04:00

TV dinners were invented because nobody really knows how to cook.

Mikehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08173905245422853986noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4883108875278489345.post-55406867634178629542010-04-18T11:40:00.001-04:002010-04-18T11:42:21.030-04:00

We are all comatose, nobody really knows what they are doing.

Mikehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08173905245422853986noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4883108875278489345.post-8261309664654898492010-04-18T11:28:00.002-04:002010-04-18T11:39:19.946-04:00

This is just like the Universe, nobody really knows what was there first.

Mikehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08173905245422853986noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4883108875278489345.post-82519766780949819482010-04-18T11:26:00.001-04:002010-04-18T11:27:58.711-04:00

We are all a cookie monster. Who wouldn't like great tasting cookies?

Mikehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08173905245422853986noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4883108875278489345.post-24095974071790534172010-04-18T10:55:00.001-04:002010-04-18T10:57:07.593-04:00

We all become a chicken little when scared. Chicken for being afraid and little for reduced to size.

Mikehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08173905245422853986noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4883108875278489345.post-32529154805607753542010-04-18T10:50:00.002-04:002010-04-18T10:51:01.417-04:00

The interest rates are so low today on savings that we actually owe them money.

Mikehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08173905245422853986noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4883108875278489345.post-36150965528283611482010-04-18T10:45:00.001-04:002010-04-18T10:48:49.468-04:00

It is called a 180 turn around because 1 is starting at the beginning, 8 is the turning around, 0 is what you have if you fail.

Mikehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08173905245422853986noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4883108875278489345.post-80511600262732431102010-04-18T10:42:00.001-04:002010-04-18T10:43:42.775-04:00

The way things are today, you can't even afford to buy grades.

Mikehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08173905245422853986noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4883108875278489345.post-2675534187891473712010-04-17T17:47:00.001-04:002010-04-17T17:48:43.172-04:00

Money is green because if it were blue, you would be sad looking at it and not want it.

Mikehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08173905245422853986noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4883108875278489345.post-17764881970251030762010-04-17T17:46:00.000-04:002010-04-17T17:47:01.200-04:00

Mathematically speaking, math is hard.

Mikehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08173905245422853986noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4883108875278489345.post-86165874423188458702010-04-17T13:30:00.000-04:002010-04-17T13:31:55.069-04:00

Baking is so hard that even baking a cake is not a piece of cake.

Mikehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08173905245422853986noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4883108875278489345.post-90579725381983805512010-04-17T13:27:00.001-04:002010-04-17T13:27:54.922-04:00

It is called lesson 101 because that is how many it will take to learn it.

Mikehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08173905245422853986noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4883108875278489345.post-69882629375674266882010-04-17T13:24:00.001-04:002010-04-17T13:25:55.024-04:00

We all think we are cool until we meet someone who is cooler and then realize we never were.

Mikehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08173905245422853986noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4883108875278489345.post-80804074206117359112010-04-17T13:20:00.001-04:002010-04-17T13:22:04.385-04:00

A back up plan is nice to have until you realize those won't work either.

Mikehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08173905245422853986noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4883108875278489345.post-53567643478868415462010-04-16T17:53:00.002-04:002010-04-16T17:56:19.956-04:00

If money talks, then how come it doesn't tell us how to get more of it?

Mikehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08173905245422853986noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4883108875278489345.post-81385644087138268892010-04-16T17:42:00.000-04:002010-04-16T17:52:35.286-04:00

Every day is a long day except if it is a good day.

Mikehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08173905245422853986noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4883108875278489345.post-71489173426332394142010-04-16T17:38:00.001-04:002010-04-16T17:39:59.371-04:00

Everyone has bad luck. It is just that some people are not smart enough to notice it.

Mikehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08173905245422853986noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4883108875278489345.post-50811385378832515102010-04-16T17:37:00.000-04:002010-04-17T13:34:34.507-04:00

Just act like you know what you are doing at the barbecue. People will think you really do then.

Mikehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08173905245422853986noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4883108875278489345.post-219231155116329672010-04-16T17:33:00.002-04:002011-07-29T04:54:08.324-04:00

You are absent-minded is just a nice way of telling someone they are getting old.

Mikehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08173905245422853986noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4883108875278489345.post-43252911659314000072010-04-16T17:31:00.000-04:002010-04-16T17:32:35.490-04:00

Golf looks easy at home, until you find out you can't even hit the ball with the club.

Mikehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08173905245422853986noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4883108875278489345.post-6526794249116688962010-04-16T17:28:00.000-04:002010-04-16T17:29:49.956-04:00

It is called childbirth because what other name could you call it?

Mikehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08173905245422853986noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4883108875278489345.post-49058109498963049852010-04-16T17:25:00.000-04:002010-04-16T17:26:43.359-04:00

If chocolate were a vegetable, we would all have perfect health.

Mikehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08173905245422853986noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4883108875278489345.post-55850410721584751842010-04-16T17:22:00.002-04:002011-07-29T04:46:40.099-04:00

It is called chapter 11 because the first 1 means a start, two ones mean the end.

Mikehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08173905245422853986noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4883108875278489345.post-84710038444841878562010-04-16T13:06:00.001-04:002010-04-16T13:07:19.638-04:00

Weight lifting seems easy until you realize lifting even 10 pounds for long is impossible.

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If dogs were smart, they would think we are idiots.

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The best thing you can learn from children? Stay young.

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People still haven't learned to read numbers yet or else we would have no wrong numbers dialed.

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What part of the word STOP in a stop sign do people not understand?

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Don't wish your dog could talk. They would probably complain more than people do.

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The best camping trip is one which has the least amount of bugs around.

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Everyone has bank trouble. Not enough money in our bank account.

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Art and science are the same thing. Learning either is an art and a science in itself.

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Just think of how much our air miles would go up if we could travel to the Moon once in awhile.

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The safest animal noises are the ones that you can't hear.

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Boat names are always tough because it makes you forget the slim chances you have if you get lost at sea.

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The birth certificate is always hidden in everyone's house because we don't want to know how much time we have left.

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Being polite only works with other polite people.

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There are clever dogs because some people are not clever enough to know they are actually smarter.

Mikehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08173905245422853986noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4883108875278489345.post-30731701442127944172010-04-16T10:15:00.004-04:002011-07-29T04:43:44.747-04:00

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Now how do you keep the other people away that you rather not see?

Mikehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08173905245422853986noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4883108875278489345.post-35175399123159949732010-04-16T10:12:00.002-04:002010-04-16T10:13:01.141-04:00

How can someone call someone brainless? Since we all have a brain, the person calling someone brainless is brainless.

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Most of us are concerned people. Concerned that we won't have a dime left when we are old.

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Choosing a school is simple. Pick one where they actually want you.

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Many things in life are like paint drying. The best example is trying to get rich.

Mikehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08173905245422853986noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4883108875278489345.post-20029071993026133252010-04-16T09:53:00.002-04:002010-04-16T10:52:43.246-04:00

It is called a checkbook because you always have to check if you have any money left after all the bills are paid each month.

Mikehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08173905245422853986noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4883108875278489345.post-82363175966209948512010-04-16T09:51:00.002-04:002010-04-16T10:53:03.906-04:00

Who wouldn't fear an alligator? Something charging out of the water that looks like you are its target.

Mikehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08173905245422853986noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4883108875278489345.post-61246328425328044222010-04-16T09:38:00.002-04:002010-04-16T09:41:44.205-04:00

How many different shades of white and other colors do we really need when choosing a paint color?

Mikehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08173905245422853986noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4883108875278489345.post-49817444802731078932010-04-16T09:36:00.003-04:002010-04-16T10:54:04.471-04:00

People always say "be prepared". Usually for the bad news that lies ahead.

Mikehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08173905245422853986noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4883108875278489345.post-85514194315263674792010-04-16T00:30:00.002-04:002010-04-16T10:26:42.403-04:00

If camels moved any slower, it would be like they are in a time warp.

Mikehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08173905245422853986noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4883108875278489345.post-91806200579565861282010-04-16T00:24:00.001-04:002010-04-16T10:55:07.173-04:00

You are cured of the cold, finally, just until the next thing hits you.

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