Friday, May 28, 2010

High IQ

Some people have a very high IQ because the average person in the world makes them look way smarter.

The calculator

Nobody is really good at math, that's why calculators were invented.

The best bet to make

The best bet to make is one that says you won't win.

Expert cook

If someone's food at home was so good, they would be a chef and be getting paid for it.

Tuesday, May 4, 2010

Painting by numbers

So what is the next level down when you can't even paint by numbers?

Fortunes

Inheriting a fortune is usually the only fortune you will have in life.

Pets and humans

The only reason why pets like us is because they don't know any better.

Your double

The best thing about a multiverse is that if you didn't make it in this life, maybe you made it in the other universe.

Easy math

Math seems easy when you are young, until you find out numbers go way past 100.

Baseball hits

Baseball seems easy until you realize you can't hit anything.

Golf clubs

The most difficult part of golf is being able to afford to buy the clubs.