Wednesday, January 8, 2014

No longer a kid

I'm no longer a kid. I'm now an old goat.

Humorous starts

I returned to where I started. Where I first got laughed at.

Find my humor

It took me so long to find my humor that IT became funny.

Laughter is free

Laughter is the best medicine because it is free.

Thursday, January 2, 2014

Ask a stupid question...

Ask a stupid question and expect a smart aleck answer from someone.

Attracting attention

The attracting attention books are never sold anymore. In the dangerous world today, the last thing you want to do is attract attention.

Humor in odd places

I find humor in odd places; in my mind.

Humor test

Take a humor test. In order to pass you need to laugh.

Wednesday, January 1, 2014

Bottom of the class

You could be at the bottom of the class in your grades, as long as everyone in the class is 90 and above.

Humor perspective

Humor depends on your perspective. Since most people don't have perspective today, everything is funny.

Flying high

I fly high for different reasons, mostly when I am happy about something.

Lighten the load

You know your humor is bad when you try to lighten the load but wind up increasing it instead.