Ridiculing Humor
My ridiculing humor on all topics. Humor on aging, dating, dreams, drivers, driving tests, Halloween, IQ, Internet, jobs, people, shopping, and hundreds of other humorous things.
Monday, April 1, 2013
Safest animal in a zoo
The safest animal in a zoo is the one that looks like it won't kill you.
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Animals
Sunday, March 31, 2013
English slang
The English language has so much slang that even if you don't know the language 100%, nobody will ever know.
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English
Why want fame?
Don't worry if you are not famous. Look at how messed up everyone famous is and be thankful nobody knows you.
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Fame
Thursday, February 28, 2013
Skin deep beauty
If beauty is skin deep, then we are all ugly. Did you ever see the human body inside?
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Beauty
High school reunion memory loss
Everyone has memory loss. Just go to a high school renunion and see if you remember anyone.
Wednesday, September 26, 2012
Reach for the stars
They say to reach for the stars... until the reach becomes to long and just give up.
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Life
Monday, September 3, 2012
A new language
If people waited to learn a second language until they know their native language 100%, nobody would ever know a second language.
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Second Language
I don't need a bucket list
I've never done anything. So the entire world IS the bucket list.
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Life
Tuesday, August 28, 2012
The only hero
With all these heros in the world today, the only hero around me is my sandwich.
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Life
Tuesday, June 26, 2012
Intentionally bad memory
Your memory gets intentionally bad with age, because our mind does not want you to know how old you really are.
Thursday, July 28, 2011
Best dreams
The only dreams worth remembering are the good dreams. That's why we don't remember any.
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Dreams
Remote controls weight gain
The biggest factor contributing to weight gain is that everything today is used with remote controls.
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Remote Controls,
Weight
Wednesday, July 27, 2011
Best losing bet
The best betting game is a game where you get paid if you lose. You will win all the time.
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Bets
No riches
It is best most people don't understand math, or else we will all know we have no chance of getting rich.
Monday, November 8, 2010
Taxes in death
With the death tax, taxes are the only thing you can't escape even in death.
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Taxes
Life is like candy
Life is like candy, it is sweet, then when you finish the candy you are done.
Labels:
Life
The car is the person
If the car someone has tells about the person driving it, then most people are showoffs.
Life is like chocolates
Life is like a box of chocolates, you get all the hard ones and break your teeth.
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Life
Monday, October 11, 2010
Monday, September 6, 2010
Wednesday, June 30, 2010
Tuesday, June 29, 2010
High air miles
Why be happy you have so many air miles? It means you spent a load of money.
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Air Miles
Up and down roller coasters
A roller coaster is just like life. It has its ups and downs.
Labels:
Life,
Roller Coasters
Monday, June 7, 2010
Same problems
The new place you move to has all of the problems in life also, just now they are in a different location.
Colorful crayons
Life is more colorful when we are young. When you are older, you stop using crayons.
Past lives
If dreams are indications of past lives, we must have all lived a million times already.
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Dreams