Play house

Kids today don't play house. They play the school.

Jumping rope

Jumping rope is easier if the rope does all of the work.

Winning at pool

With so many different types of pool games, how can you not be able to find one you can win at.

Bingo

BINGO is as close as most of us will ever get to winning a major lottery.

Chess

Chess is the civil way of destroying someone.

Monopoly riches

Monopoly is as close to getting rich as 99.9% of us will ever get.

The best gamer

Just play the game you are the best at all the time with other people. Then nobody will know you can't win at anything else.

Someone is always worse

The good thing about chess is that no matter how bad you play, someone is always a worse player than you are.