Anesthesiology bill

With the cost of anesthesiology bills, isn't it cheaper to just knock yourself out instead?

People care you're alive

People care you're alive. What about the bill collectors?

Eyeglass lens

The thicker the eyeglass lens, the more expensive the bill.

Pay bills fast

Pay your current bills fast because more are coming soon.

Nominal fees

Just what does the word nominal mean to credit card companies?

No extra fees

There are no extra fees except for the ones you can't read in the super small print at the bottom of the letter.

Check your bills

Be sure to check all of your bills. You might find out you own even more.

Checkbooks

It is called a checkbook because you always have to check if you have any money left after all the bills are paid each month.

No stamp

A return envelope with bills is nice, but how about paying for the stamp instead?

Old and bills

Having a lot of bills if you are old keeps you good at math by writing out checks all the time.

The return envelope

If you get mail that comes with a return envelope, you know you owe something, and usually it is money.

Bills on Monday

The best day to get bills in the mail is on Monday. It forces you to work hard all week after you find out how much you owe.