Ridiculing Humor: Household

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Sunday, May 25, 2014

My mattress is so old that my body print IS now the mattress.

Can someone that makes kitchen counters ever be counter productive?

Some people are domestically challenged. They never do any work around the house.

I have the best hospitality in house. I let everyone help themselves while I sit down. I mean you never know what foods people want.

Never make fun of junk. Everything you own will one day be junk also.

With all the junk in my garage, I think I am a millionaire and don't know it yet.

Intelligent lamps are next. They will know when to turn on and turn off as we go in rooms.

We don't need order in the court. Today, we need order in the house.

Light bulbs are the only things that get turned on all the time.

People may be stuck on people, but stamps are stuck on envelopes.

Paper clips find magnets very attractive.

A thief who stole two calendars got 24 months.

Need to find old batteries to throw out? Don't worry, they are all in the flashlights.

Isn't there a better way to find the end of the garbage bag that will open?

Mattresses are always on sale because nobody ever buys them.