Potential jurors

Everyone is a potential juror. It isn't like anyone actually volunteers for this job.

Bad day at court

What exactly is a good day at court?

Best defense

The best defense to say in court is that you didn't know the law.

Court transcripts

I never heard of anyone actually reading court transcripts.

Street court

The only court you should ever be in is on a street.

The facts

The facts are not important, as long as you win.

Never go to court

Do nothing in life so you never have to worry about going to court.

Expert witness

Nobody is an expert witness. Who has experience getting on the witness stand all the time?