Harvard light bulbs

Are Harvard light bulbs the best made in their class?

Animals exist to...

Animals exist to make us all feel like we are actually smart.

Brains, humor, and talent

Most people want brains, humor, and talent in someone. I guess those three traits pay the most money in the long run.

Smarter glasses

If glasses make you look smarter, then everyone should be wearing them.

Talking consciousness

If our consciousness could actually talk, it would call all of us stupid.

Room temperature IQ

Some people's IQ never gets above room temperature.

Genius habits

A genius can have awful habits because they are a genius, so nobody cares.

Wise old man

I don't know about others, but I rather just be wise.

Not born smart

People are not born smart in order to not know how bad life really is.

High IQ

Some people have a very high IQ because the average person in the world makes them look way smarter.

Bad luck

Everyone has bad luck, but some people are not smart enough to notice it.

Smart dogs

If dogs were smart, they would think we are idiots.

Clever dogs

There are clever dogs because some people are not clever enough to know they are actually smarter.

Diagrams

The real IQ test is if you can understand those directions that come in boxes to assembly things.

Expensive IQ test

College is the most expensive and longest IQ test you will ever take.

Why measure your IQ

Why worry if you are smart? Chances are most people you talk to in life will be far less smarter than you are anyway.

If they are so smart...

If high IQ people are so smart, how come they can't solve any of the world's problems?