Modern times

I didn't like modern times because of all the weird people today. So I went back to the past. They thought I was weird and sent me back.

Travel into the past

If you could travel into the past, you could relive the few good things that have happened to you in life.

Slow camels

If camels moved any slower, it would be like they are in a time warp.

Nobody left in present

If it were possible to go back in time to correct our past mistakes, nobody would be left in the present.

Time warp

Turning our clocks back in the fall is as close as we will get to going back in time.