Best at raising eyebrows

The people best at raising eyebrows are plastic surgeons.

Natural looks

I have natural looks. I look like a human being.

Good looks

She gets her good looks from her father; a plastic surgeon.

Bad hair day

If you are bald, every day is a bad hair day.

Pulling hair

A lot of guys must be angry today and pulling their hair out. Look how many bald heads there are on TV now.

Cosmetics invention

The person who invented cosmetics must think all women are ugly.

Ugly

Be thankful for ugly people, because you wouldn't look so good otherwise.

Beauty and people

Nobody has beauty because we are all animals.

Skin deep beauty

If beauty is skin deep, then we are all ugly. Did you ever see the human body inside?

Don't look good

If you don't look as good as you like to, just go out in public and look at other people, you will feel better.