Dating on a dime

You need more like 500 dimes to afford a date today.

Relationship accident

A relationship is always planned. It is only called an accident if it doesn't work out.

Internet dating

Internet dating is a great way of meeting the exact same people who you would meet in person.

Flirtation

Flirtation is fun they say. But they never tell you how do you get someone to flirt with you to start with.

Advantages of wearing braces

Why complain if you wear braces? A good advantage of wearing them is on dates. It prevents someone's tongue from coming to close to you.

I got to third base

I got to third base once. Not in dating; in baseball.

Twinkling eye

Today, a twinkle in someone's eye on a date probably means they have an eye disease.

Dates on a dime

I date on a dime because a dime is all I have.

First crush

Your first crush is just like the end of life, you come up short and you're done.

Her groove on

She got her groove on. She put on an old record.

Business trip

He went on a business trip. But it was a date that was all business.

Free dating

Today, the dating service IS the Internet.

Quantum date

A quantum date is two theoretical physicists dating.

Divorce and single life

Single life is just like divorce. You are meeting new people all the time again.

Don't look on dates

Don't look at each other too much on dates. You will find flaws and the date will be over.

Blind dates

After some blind dates, people wish they had been blind.

Blind dates

It is called a blind date because maybe it is best if you don't see the person.