Computer glitch

I had a strange computer glitch. The computer worked all day without a freezing up.

Computer memory

I have a computer memory. But like the blue screen with computers, I sometimes get a blank screen and can't remember anything.

Computer terms

Computer terms. Do too much at once and I will turn my brain off with a blue screen.

Computer gender

A computer must be a neutral gender. They never get hot flashes and they never get angry.

Computers smoke

With all the thinking computers do, how come they never smoke? People's brains would be a smokestack.

Talking computer

If computers could talk, they would tell us to be smarter like them.

People brains

Computer brains are really people brains, that's why they crash all the time.

Smart computers

If computers are so smart, how come they never turn on us?

Dumb down

Computers were invented to make us all feel a little dumber than we already are.

The oldest computer

You can tell easy if someone's computer is old by seeing if their O/S came out 10 years ago.