Uncle Sam's sense of humor

Uncle Sam has a great sense of humor. He wants your taxes even when you're dead.

Fairest tax

The fairest tax is NO tax.

Death and taxes

Death and taxes are sure things; though death seems more permanent.

Temporary tax

A temporary tax means a tax until death.

Doing well

You are doing really well in life if your taxes are more than your income.

Taxes in death

With the death tax, taxes are the only thing you can't escape, even in death.

Tax pain

Paying taxes are part of life, so even if you have a great one, you can still suffer just a little like everyone else.

Hard tax code

The tax code is hard to understand, because if it were easy, everyone would be taking all deductions.