New job

With the economy now, most people have a new job for life; finding one.

A unique home

A unique home today is one that is not in foreclosure.

Bosses job

I would love my bosses job, but he just lost his too.

Overstaffed

I am pretty sure nobody uses the word overstaffed any longer today's economy.

Checkbooks

Nobody needs a checkbook today because they have no money left.

$1 bills

The $1 bills may be phased out because all people have now is loose change.

Layaway plan

Today, a layaway plan is 100 years to start with.

Bank on it

Today, you can't even bank on the bank.

Economy first aid

In this economy, everyone is on life support and needs first aid.

Buying grades

The economy is so bad today that even buying grades is now on credit.

Terrible economy

Don't worry, the economy can always be worse. On second thought... maybe it can't be.

We owe them

The interest rates are so low today on savings accounts that we actually owe them money.

Those jobs open

It is easy to find a job in a bad economy because the jobs nobody wants are always open.

They will come

They will come if you build it, except in this current economy.

Saving helps

Saving and cutting back on things helps they say. Now where do you get the other 99% of the money for the bills you need?

Nothing is left

It is easier to check your bank statements now, since chances are you don't have much money in the bank left.

Harder than ever deciding on a career

It is harder than ever picking a new career because now you have to worry if any companies will still be IN business to hire you.

It is easy to find a job

It is just as easy now to find a job as it was before the bad economy. All you have to do is search for the jobs that nobody wants.

The stock market will recover

The stock market will recover, but the only problem now is if you will live long enough to see it happen.

Why check your stocks

Why check your stocks every day still in this economy? The chances are the company is not in business any longer.