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Showing posts with label Elections. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Elections. Show all posts
Thursday, August 29, 2013
Normal candidates
A candidate today will be called weird if they have nothing abnormal about their private life. But on the bright side, you will be a shoe in to win elections.
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Friday, July 12, 2013
Political jokes
Political jokes are funny. But how many political jokes are we going to keep electing?
Tuesday, July 9, 2013
Using voting machines
Nobody knows how to use a voting machine because they never teach you the hard things in school.
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Elections
Saturday, July 6, 2013
Winning elections
The secret to winning elections is to promise everything and deliver nothing. Then you repeat the process to get reelected.
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Elections