Closest to heaven

The closest people to heaven are those who build skyscrapers.

Take life seriously

Take life seriously and study. It may continue on after this one and then you won't know anything in the next life either.

Life irritates you?

Get used to it if life irritates you, because the next life is exactly the same as this one.

Humor and faith

You have to have humor to have faith, and you have to have faith to have humor.

The unforgiven

The unforgiven is everyone on Earth. That's why we hear from nobody in the afterlife.

My fortune

My fortune is so great I won't get it until I get to the other side.

Heavenly punishment

A heavenly punishment is being sent down to Earth to live forever.

Humor and faith

If you have humor and faith, it means you will die happy and go to heaven.

Near death experience

I have a near death experience every time I go to sleep.

Live happy ever after

The way most people's lives are, the only way to live happy ever after is if you live again.

Baseball in heaven

If baseball is in heaven, it must be slow and boring there.

Uninhabitable planets

The never ending uninhabitable planets are all out there so the rotten people will be put on them after this life, one planet for each person.

Last wishes

My last wish in this life is to have fulfilled wishes in the next life.

Comatose people

If some people seem comatose in this life, I wonder how they are after death.

Bad afterlife

The afterlife is so bad that people who have passed on don't even want to come back and tell us about it.

Money isn't everything

Money isn't everything, because you don't need it in heaven.

Enter heaven

Just how much can someone do and still get to go to heaven?

Admittance to heaven

Looking at how most people live their life, I guess nobody is worried about going to heaven.

Party in heaven

Everyone must be having a party in heaven, since we never hear from them.

Afterlife is better

Of course the afterlife is better. How can it be any worse?