Best thing about being a kid

The best thing about being a kid is the fact that you ARE a kid.

The art of babysitting

The art of babysitting isn't an exact science, but since it is so hard, someone should make it be.

Crying to get something

Crying doesn't work to get something as a kid. I already tried it hundreds of times; I have nothing.

Toddler soccer

Toddler soccer is a lot of fun. Because even if you do terrible, you won't know it at that age.

Paper airplane makers

The paper airplane maker kids are the future designers of tomorrow.

Stork instead

He was so bad that when he was born, his mother wished she had kept the stork instead.

Child growth

Children grow up, grow out, and then grow old.

Babysit babies

Why can't babies learn to babysit themselves?

Happy babies

Every baby is happy because they don't know yet how bad the world really is.

Problem child

Every child is a problem child because they are still a child.

Experts on children

Everyone is an expert on children because we all were children once.

Free food

Children and teens are always hungry because that is the only time in life where you can get free food.

Childbirth

It is called childbirth because what other name could you call it?

Learn from children

The best thing you can learn from children is to stay young.