If no coffee

If there were no coffee, car accidents would go up by thousands of percent each morning.

Common coffee

You have something in common with most everyone; they all drink coffee.

Billionaire coffee

If everyone drinks coffee, how come nobody is a billionaire yet from selling it?

Addicted to coffee

Addicted to coffee? Aren't there better things to be addicted to?

Coffee kinds

Why be fussy on coffee types? Most people buy it just to wake up in the morning, not for the taste.

Still thrilled about coffee

How can people still be excited about having coffee in the morning? Doesn't the thrill wear off after 30 years?

Wake me up

Coffee was invented because nobody can wake up in the morning.