Wednesday, September 26, 2012

Jumping rope

Jumping rope is easier if the rope does all of the work.

Reach for the stars

They say to reach for the stars... until the reach becomes to long and you just give up.

Low wages

Don't worry if you earn a low wage. There is always someone who earns less.

Palm's life line

My palm's life line is so short it says I am already dead.

Monday, September 3, 2012

A new language

If people waited to learn a second language until they know their native language 100%, nobody would ever know a second language.

I don't need a bucket list

I've never done anything in life, so the entire world IS the bucket list.

Tuesday, August 28, 2012

The only hero

With all these heroes in the world today, the only hero around me is my sandwich.

Tuesday, June 26, 2012

Intentionally bad memory

Your memory gets intentionally bad with age because our mind does not want you to know how old you really are.