Bathroom scales

Who really keeps the bathroom scale in the bathroom? It is dirty there. They should call it a kitchen scale, where most people keep it.

Babies overweight

Everyone is eating so much today that even the babies are being born overweight.

Fat stomach

Did anyone stop and think for a minute that maybe our stomachs just like being fat?

Another statistic

The doctor told him to lose weight rather than be another statistic because all the paperwork involved with more statistics is just too much.

Scales lie

Scales lie. If they told you that you were normal weight, you wouldn't need them anymore.

Battle of the bulge wins

The bulge has defeated all of us in this world.

Weight off shoulders

Today people don't just need someone to take the weight off their shoulders, but every other part of their body also.

Earth weigh less

Just think how much less the Earth would weigh if everyone were normal weight.

More overweight

You are not overweight. You can find someone easy today that weighs more than you.

Remote controls weight gain

The biggest factor contributing to weight gain is that everything today is used with remote controls.

Turn back the scale

Turning back the scale a few pounds helps, but what do you do when you can't turn it back any further.