Rush hour patience

The best patience test for someone is to go driving in rush hour and see how they react.

Your fault accident

Remember, every accident on the road is the other person's fault. If you say it is yours, you will be paying higher insurance rates.

Accidents in bed

I have been lucky on the road. The only accident I ever had was in bed.

Back-seat driver wheel

My mom was such a back-seat driver that I put an extra wheel in the back for her.

Make commutes fun

Why not make commutes by roller coasters? They are more fun than cars.

Five ways to safe driving

Safe driving is easy if you avoid these.

1) Anyone that puts their hands or feet out the window while driving.
2) Anyone driving over the middle line on the road as if the line is not there.
3) Anyone driving 30 mph over the speed limit or more.
4) Anyone that looks like they lived two lifetimes already.
5) People who drive while looking to the right and talking to the passenger in the front seat are best avoided.

New York City driving rules

The rules are simple; good luck.

Handicap parking

Most can park in handicap parking because stupidity IS a handicap.

Speed limit

If you do the speed limit on a road today... you will get run over.

Tailgaters

Do tailgaters really just like you or are they annoyed with you?

Stop signs

What part of the word STOP in a stop sign do people not understand?

What driver

So how do we know who is more dangerous? The old driver who lost his mind or the young driver who doesn't know how to drive?

Drivers

Why expect someone to take care of an animal well when most people can't even drive the right way.