More glasses

Some people have an extra set of glasses in case one breaks. I have an extra set because I can't see close or far.

Smarter glasses

If glasses make you look smarter, then everyone should be wearing them.

Contact lenses

Contact lenses were invented so people would stop saying you wear glasses all the time.

Sit near the guy with the taped glasses

Sit near the guy with the taped glasses in computer class. He probably knows the most.