Showing posts with label Art. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Art. Show all posts

Thursday, August 8, 2013

Illustrate humor

If I could illustrate humor, I would be an artist instead.

Tuesday, August 6, 2013

Biggest artist

Today, the biggest artist is the one who has the most hits on the Internet.

Artistic worth

Your artistic worth is 0 unless you are an artist.

Monday, August 5, 2013

Artistic today

Anyone can be artistic today. All you need is the Internet and then tell people that you're an artist.

Tuesday, July 2, 2013

Artists and scientists

Artists and scientists are two things we will never be.

Friday, April 16, 2010

Art and science

Art and science are the same thing because learning either is an art and a science in itself.

Saturday, October 10, 2009

The best art

If you don't understand art, don't worry, because the best art is the paintings that you would think are not art.

Sunday, July 5, 2009

Great art

The best people to show your paintings to are people who know nothing about art, because they will believe anything you show them is art.