Potential jurors

Everyone is a potential juror. It isn't like anyone actually volunteers for this job.

Pickpockets

Pickpockets can be solved easy. Just don't wear clothing with any pockets on them.

Natural laws

Are natural laws the laws that nudist go by?

Order in the house

We don't need order in the court. Today, we need order in the house.

Authority

Authority only works if people agree with the authority's rules.

Bill of Rights

The Bill of Rights for people is long. But just imagine how long a Bill of Wrongs would be.

Nun law school

There is no law school for nuns because they never break the law.

Laws don't work

Laws don't work, that's why we have lawyers.

The best laws

The best laws are the ones you can follow.

Most laws

Laws are good; except that most of them don't work.

Brainless

There are brainless laws because the people who make the laws think we really are brainless.