A penny for your thoughts

The reason why it is only a penny is because a penny is all most people's thoughts are worth.

Do something that you never done before

If I have never done something before, there is a good reason. I probably can't do it to begin with.

It's all right

People who say it's all right after someone runs into them with a shopping cart? Why is it all right, I am in pain?

Observant

Don't listen to people who say to be observant in life. You will know how bad everything really is.

Be prepared

People always say be prepared, but usually it's for the bad news that lies ahead.

You can't fail

If you are good at nothing, at least people can't say you failed at something.

Contact lenses

Contact lenses were invented so people would stop saying you wear glasses all the time.