Ridiculing Humor: Pets

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Saturday, September 28, 2013

The perfect pet is one that takes care of itself.

If dogs were clever, why can't they get their own food?

Do taxidermists own any live pets?

For the people who don't like noise but want a pet, the goldfish is always an option.

The only reason why pets like us is because they don't know any better.

If dogs were smart, they would think we are idiots.

Don't wish your dog could talk, because they would probably complain more than people do.

There are clever dogs because some people are not clever enough to know they are actually smarter.

The pet that cost as little as possible to own is always the best pet.

Dogs aren't dumb, because they are smart enough to get someone to take care of them that is not even related to them.

Get a pet according to your lifestyle. For 99% of us, that means a pet that can do most everything on its own.

The best pet is the one that can do as much as it can on its own.

How can dogs be smarter than horses? What smart animal would lay on dirty floors, lick strangers, and drink from toilet water?