Dog house

The only dog house most people know is after a divorce.

Divorce video

You don't need a divorce video like you do a wedding video. Just watch the wedding video backward. There is your divorce.

Considerate spouse

A considerate spouse is someone who notifies you before they get a divorce.

Hurricanes and divorce

Hurricanes and divorce go together. You will usually get wiped out in the end of everything you own.

Marriage vows civil

The marriage vows should include a line that promises to keep the divorce years later civil.

Last known position

I bet the last known position of a divorced couple is NOT lying down.

Expensive divorce

Divorce is so expensive because the better things in life cost more.

Divorce and single life

Single life is just like divorce. You are meeting new people all the time again.

Love is blind

If love is blind, why do so many people get a divorce?