Ridiculing Humor: Dreams

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Wednesday, October 2, 2013

The furthest I ever traveled was in my dreams.

Don't dream big. Most things you get in life will be small.

Good dreams are the dreams that will never come true in real life.

I made a fortune in a dream, then lost the money when I woke up.

I have a near death experience every time I go to sleep.

Never give up on a dream... wait... there is only so much time left, hurry.

The only dreams worth remembering are the good dreams, that's why we don't remember any.

If dreams are indications of past lives, we must have all lived a million times already.

If dreams predict our future, we are probably all in trouble.

Dreams come true, but usually though only the bad ones.

We don't need a multiverse because we already exist in multiple places at the same time in dreams.