Bureaucracy rule

The main bureaucracy rule; work as slow as you want because nothing actually gets done anyway.

Broke government

The government is so broke, even they have to borrow money from the banks.

Government spending

The government wastes so much money that they can't even afford to print money anymore.

Angry senators

What senator is never angry?

Government budgets

The best way to find a mistake is to look for a surplus. Then you found the mistake.