$7 haircuts and $40 haircuts

The $7 haircuts and the $40 haircuts ARE different. The $40 haircuts use more expensive scissors.

Bad hair day

If you are bald, every day is a bad hair day.

Shaving head

Someone shaving their head is just saying I don't want to go to the barber every two months anymore.

Salons

A salon is just an expensive place you are getting a haircut in.

First haircut

Don't worry about the first haircut, because about every other first thing in life is much worse.