Harvard light bulbs

Are Harvard light bulbs the best made in their class?

Frat boy

Why would you want to be a frat boy? It means you are a BOY.

Grant

The only grant I ever qualified for was from my own bank account.

GPA

I never knew what a GPA was in college so I couldn't tell anyone. Now that I know and saw my score, I make sure THEY don't know it.

College humor

College humor jokes don't last very long. You are only in college a few years.

College phones

College is the only time where parents actually want you to have a phone and encourage you to use it often.

Five signs you're no longer in college

You are no longer in college if these happen.

1) You are finally broke after years of schooling.
2) You forgot what a fast food drive-thru is.
3) The only parties are the ones with family for your birthday.
4) You now call college students "kids".
5) Grocery list are now a mile long, since you are now doing a family shopping.

Rejection education

A rejection education is when you learn on your own after not being admitted to any college.

College dorms

The main rule of college dorms is to find someone normal.

College pride

College pride is knowing that you spent a fortune to learn things that are free online.

College dorms

The first rule of a college dorm room is to get your own room.

College funds

A college fund is nice to start, until you realize you need like 20 of them to actually afford to go.

Expensive vacation

The most expensive vacation is going to college out of state.

Buy grades

The way things are today, you can't even afford to buy grades.

Choosing a school

Choosing a college is simple if you just pick one where they actually want you.

Best college

The best college to go to is one where you can actually pass the classes.

The smartest teachers

The smartest teachers in college are the ones who teach subjects you can't understand.

Expensive IQ test

College is the most expensive and longest IQ test you will ever take.

College fund

A college fund is great to start, until you realize you can't save enough money for even the cheapest colleges.