Thursday, November 7, 2013

Knowledge is power

Knowledge is power. So most people must know absolutely nothing.

Life success

Just in case you don't make it in this life, you may have a chance IF there is a next one.

Commit the boss

People can commit a husband for life. But how do you commit the boss to keep you for life?

Circulatory test

My circulatory test showed that I am moving in slow motion.

Caught in the act

The smartest people are not caught in the act, they are caught OUT of the act.

Tuesday, November 5, 2013

Mall Santas

Santas hang out in the malls for the same reason as everyone else; to get cheap prices on toys.

Bass fishing

The only bass fishing I know is trying to find the right bass setting for my speakers.

Sunday, November 3, 2013

Business picture

The best time to take a picture of yourself in your business today is as soon as possible and before you go out of business.

Biggest wave

The biggest wave I ever saw was not at the beach, but at a baseball stadium.