Chauvinist

I'm only a chauvinist against people who don't like me.

Pronunciation

You need help pronouncing words if you can't spell pronunciation to start with.

Fighting

You need fighting in life in order to have the word victory.

Efficiency

Efficiency is only experimental science. Nothing can ever be 100% efficent in life.

Pioneer

A pioneer is someone who got lucky and wound up in the right spot.

Inappropriate

Everything is so inappropriate today that the word appropriate is no longer in the English language.

Overstaffed

I am pretty sure nobody uses the word overstaffed any longer today's economy.

Satisfaction

If nobody can get satisfaction, I wonder why the word exists.

Salesmanship

Salesmanship means you have smooth skills at selling something that people don't need.

Perseverance

Most people don't have perseverance because they don't know what the word means.

Crossword

Why aren't crosswords as easy as some people are?

New words

Go on the Internet to learn new words. You will learn words that don't even exist.

Naval jargon

Naval jargon? Nobody understands regular jargon.

I don't spell the words wrong

I don't spell the bigger words wrong, I just abbreviate everything.