Lemon hat

I do so bad at the casino that I exchanged my baseball hat for a lemon hat.

Larger hats

The larger the hat, the bigger the head, the bigger the ego.

Hat invention

Just who was the person who invented hats? That idea sure caught on big.

Hats

Why does everyone worry about going bald? That's why hats were invented.

Latest hats

The good thing about hats is that no one hat style is ever in, so you can wear any hat you want.

I can wear more hat sizes now

One advantage of going bald is that you can now also wear the smaller hats.