Ridiculing Humor
My ridiculing humor on all topics. Humor on aging, dating, dreams, drivers, driving tests, humor, IQ, miracles, people, politics, shopping, and thousands of other humorous things.
Friday, October 16, 2015
Wednesday, May 6, 2015
Monday, April 6, 2015
Potholes not fixed
Be thankful the potholes are never fixed on some streets, because the car repair shops would make a lot less money.
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Cars
Sunday, April 5, 2015
Santa Claus outfits
Santa must not make a lot of money, because he doesn't have any other outfits than that big red one.
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Holidays
Santa Claus impersonation
How come the original Santa Claus never sued the others for impersonation?
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Holidays
Santa Claus is coming to town
Santa Claus is coming to town. But which town? They never tell you.
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Holidays
Saturday, April 4, 2015
Sunday, June 1, 2014
Monday, May 26, 2014
Sunday, May 25, 2014
Three breakfasts
My memory is failing so fast that I wound up having three breakfasts in one day.
Labels:
Aging
Set my clock back
I'm so old, I set my clock back two hours instead of one for daylight savings time, just to slow the aging even more.
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Aging
Energy to rock
Rocking chairs don't work as you get older because you need energy to rock.
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Aging
Money and nursing homes
Work hard you entire life so you have enough money when you get older. Nursing homes are expensive these days.
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Aging
Wednesday, January 8, 2014
Thursday, January 2, 2014
Attracting attention
The attracting attention books are never sold anymore. In the dangerous world today, the last thing you want to do is attract attention.
Wednesday, January 1, 2014
Bottom of the class
You could be at the bottom of the class in your grades, as long as everyone in the class is 90 and above.
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School
Humor perspective
Humor depends on your perspective. Since most people don't have perspective today, everything is funny.
Lighten the load
You know your humor is bad when you try to lighten the load but wind up increasing it instead.
Thursday, December 5, 2013
Tuesday, December 3, 2013
Seasoned greetings
If you are a cook, for the holidays be sure to say "seasoned greetings" rather than "seasons greetings".
Humor and peace
Humor can help make peace. Everyone will feel sorry about each others bad jokes.
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Humor
Thursday, November 7, 2013
Life success
Just in case you don't make it in this life, you may have a chance IF there is a next one.
Labels:
Life
Commit the boss
People can commit a husband for life. But how do you commit the boss to keep you for life?
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Jobs
Caught in the act
The smartest people are not caught in the act, they are caught OUT of the act.
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People
Tuesday, November 5, 2013
Mall Santas
Santas hang out in the malls for the same reason as everyone else; to get cheap prices on toys.
Sunday, November 3, 2013
Business picture
The best time to take a picture of yourself in your business today is as soon as possible and before you go out of business.
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Business
Biggest wave
The biggest wave I ever saw was not at the beach, but at a baseball stadium.
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People
Sunday, October 20, 2013
Mental test
If everybody took a mental test today, more than half the people would fail.
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Test