Six feet under

A prolonged bad economy has now even put the grave diggers six feet under.

Best college

The best college to go to is one where you can actually pass the classes.

Old and bills

Having a lot of bills if you are old keeps you good at math by writing out checks all the time.

The best art

If you don't understand art, don't worry, because the best art is the paintings that you would think are not art.

Bad at math

It is best if you are not good at math, this way you won't realize that it is impossible to save $1 million dollars in your life.