Back pain

If our backs never hurt, we wouldn't have a great excuse to take a rest all the time.

One time aging

The only thing good about getting old is that it can only happen once.

High air miles

Why be happy you have so many air miles? It means you spent a load of money.

Up and down roller coasters

A roller coaster is just like life with its ups and downs.

Same problems

The new place you move to has all of the problems in life also. Now they are just in a different location.

Colorful crayons

Life is more colorful when we are young. When you are older, you stop using crayons.

Past lives

If dreams are indications of past lives, we must have all lived a million times already.

The best change

Change is only good in life if the change is better.

Green grass

Grass is green because if it were any other color you would never sit on it.

Sugar energy

Sugar is in foods, because if it were not, people would be even more lazier than they are now.

Green lights

Traffic lights are green because money is green and you want to follow the money.

Easy life

Life has to be hard. If it were easy, you would get bored.

Longer life

Why complain life goes by too fast. If it went much slower, we would all be broke.

Screw lose

He has a screw lose. His tooth crown and post came off.

Great life

The secret formula to a great life is simple; luck.