Fast good food

If fast food were good, it would be called good food, not fast food.

Best dreams

The only dreams worth remembering are the good dreams, that's why we don't remember any.

Remote controls weight gain

The biggest factor contributing to weight gain is that everything today is used with remote controls.

Best losing bet

The best betting game is a game where you get paid if you lose. You will win all the time.

Expensive vacation

The most expensive vacation is going to college out of state.

Change of life

Nobody needs a change of life, just more money.

No riches

It is best most people don't understand math or else we will all know we have no chance of getting rich.