Harvard light bulbs

Are Harvard light bulbs the best made in their class?

Frat boy

Why would you want to be a frat boy? It means you are a BOY.

Potholes not fixed

Be thankful the potholes are never fixed on some streets, because the car repair shops would make a lot less money.

Santa Claus outfits

Santa must not make a lot of money, because he doesn't have any other outfits than that big red one.

Santa Claus impersonation

How come the original Santa Claus never sued the others for impersonation?

Santa Claus is coming to town

Santa Claus is coming to town. But which town? They never tell you.

Clean buses

How come some buses are cleaner than some homes?

Backup plans

A backup plan is nice to have until you realize those won't work either.