Thursday, August 8, 2013

Five things you don't want to hear on a plane

You probably could do without hearing these from the captain when on a plane.

1) Fasten your seat belts... just in case.
2) Don't worry, the turbulence will end in a half hour.
3) All the drinks I am having are free for you also.
4) We are going over the Atlantic Ocean now.
5) Don't stuff the bathroom up, it can flood.

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